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fwd'd email, probly been raped around the offices ... anyway





> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.

> weight loss

> program.


> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there

> stands before him a


> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in

> nothing but pair of

> Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.


> She introduces herself as a representative of the

> weight loss company.


> The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have

> me."


> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A

> few miles later,

> huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has

> his way with her.


> The same girl shows up for the next four days and

> the same thing

> happens.


> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted

> to find he has

> lost

> 10lb. as promised.


> He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20

> pound program.


> The next day there's a knock at the door and there

> stands the most

> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in

> his life.


> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and

> a sign round her

> neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."


> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!



> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a

> while to catch her;


> but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle

> cramp and wheeze,


> so for the next four days, the same routine happens.



> Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs

> himself only to

> discover

> that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.


> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to

> order the 7-day/50


> pound program.


> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone

> - "This is our

> most

> rigorous program."


> Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good

> in years."


> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when

> he opens it he finds


> this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there

> wearing nothing but

> pink running shoes and a grin on his face, with a

> sign around his neck


> that reads:


> "I'm Nigel . If I catch YOU, you're mine..."

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